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After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified . . . it was the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife that there was no way that he could be the father – “Just look at the two beautiful daughters I’ve fathered.” he said . . . and then, as the penny dropped, asked – “Have you been unfaithful?”

I’ve found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings, scars
and tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it’s not only that Dad, I’m
pregnant and Bruno says that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve also learnt that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone – and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Bruno to get better, he deserves it.

Don’t worry about our money situation, Bruno has arranged for me to
appear in certain films that his friends Leroy and Eric make in their
basement. Apparently I can earn per scene. I get a bonus if there are
more than three men in the scene and an extra 50 if they use the horse.

Please don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’ll visit you so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your daughter,